What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Pure Orwell: Europe condemns Iran for attacks on its own territory - Responsible Statecraft

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What happens to single guys when they get older?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can someone write me a sex story?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!